Career Plan
Firstly I’ll look for a job with my eyes.
When a job has been spotted I shall approach it quickly, but tentatively - as not to scare it away.
When I am near enough I will call out; “I am free for employment, employee me please!”
With any luck I won’t be drunk or hungover, so my words won’t be slurred or spoken in a irritable high pitch.
Once I start my job I will be instantly dissatisfied with it and yearn to do something else.
So - I’ll go out and look for another job with my eyes and the whole process will repeat until I fucking die. Hopefully of boredom or alcohol abuse.
Both are fun.
*prints out and hands in*