100 Boyfriend Qualities | The Frisky
I’m not so neurotic about boyfriends as whatever she-witch write this list. Still, I went through this list and got rid of all the stupid ones, obvious ones (eg, Would not rape my Mother) and things which where really petty. He should wind you up for watching crap TV! Wind him up back, have some backbone girl. After all, you did ask it from him. Jeez, I fucking hate women. Anyway, here’s my list…
My Next Boyfriend…
1. …will not cheat on me.
3. …won’t put others down to make himself feel better.
13. …will be tall.
14. …will be emotionally mature, available, and evolved.
20. …will compliment me every now and then, especially when I’ve made an effort to look nice for a night out.
22. …will have goals, dreams, and the drive to achieve them.
24. …will know how to do his own laundry.
25. …will text or call just to say ‘Hi.’
28. …will be interested in culture, music, art, and travel.
29. …will have read a book since high school.
31. …will tell the truth.
32. …will be open-minded and non-judgmental of others.
35. …will actually enjoying spending time with me.
38. …will appreciate the art of foreplay.
46. …will continually surprise me.
47. …will lovingly accept my neurosis.
50. …will have a backbone in the relationship and not be afraid to tell me ‘no.’
51. …will be a great kisser.
52. …will have a great sense of humor, but know when to be serious.
53. …will be more passionate in random moments.
54. …will know who he is as a person and be honest about that.
57. …will be able to laugh at himself.
60. …will give me space.
64. …will not go to bed at 9:30 pm.
75. …will be confident in himself, but not egotistical.
77. …will trust me.
79. …will love wine.
81. …will not take himself so seriously.
87. …will not push anal sex on me every time I’m on my period.
96. …will like to go down on me.
Most important are 13, 29 and 57.
